Interview with Squatchy Claus, well why not? Inquiring minds want to know. Christmas in July seems like a good enough time for it a free weekend at an unnamed ski lodge, even though there was no snow and I don't ski, I could do that.
I~~~How did you first learn about Christmas?
S~~A bunch of campers left alot of trash half buried under a spruce tree and I decided to see if they left any candy bars or Dinty Moore Beef Stew and at the botton of the pile there was a Sears Christmas Catolog. Had some really nice pictures in it so I took it home.
I~~~aah i see, and did you read about the Traditions of Christmas?
S~~~no, i looked them up on the internet.
I~~~did some tourist loose thier laptop???
S~~~ i wish! no, I bought it on Amazon.
I ~~~Amazon delivers Here????
S~~~yes, Mam
I~~~interesting
I~~~what gift was the most requested last year
S~~~new pocket phones
I~~~what gift was most requested this year so far
S~~~PEACE and that didn't surprise me, dose it surprise you?
I~~~not at all,my friend, not at all
I~~~What motivated you to be a Santa?
S~~~mostly curiosity, but also I like talking to people
I ~~~ the same for me!
S ~~~Well, there ya go!